September192014

angelclark:

Everyday Life Reimagined As A Video Game 

Buzzfeed illustrator Adam Ellis wondered what real life would be like as a video game, so he came up with these hilarious images that re-imagined life as  a popular video game – The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim.

Instead of having to slay dragons and chase bandits, however, the quests in Ellis’ day-to-day life are a bit more mundane; he has to make a late commute to work, feed his cat, and join a colleague for a chicken taco lunch at Chipotle (no experience points!). Starbucks’ Pumpkin Spice Latte sports some impressive stats with “+20 Restore Health and take half as much damage at work for 8 hours.” Now all we need is for this to be made into an actual game so that we could actually play it at work. Instead of working.

6PM

folie-a-tout:

heyaeya:

dameofspace:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

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THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE

OH MY GOD

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6PM

duckstapler:

p-2-the-za:

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I downloaded this mod because I thought it’d be funny, but it’s actually really terrifying in action, especially in conjunction with some immersion/difficulty mods. You’ll be in the midst of a quest, going off to kill some evil guy or save some jerk, fighting off some baddies when ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU HEAR THIS SARCASTIC SOUNDING CHEERY MUSIC AND HEAR THE DEMONIC TOOT TOOT OF A TRAIN AND YOU LOOK IN THE SKY BUT YOU CAN’T SEE WHERE IT IS AND THE TOOT TOOT GETS LOUDER AND YOU KNOW IT’S CLOSER BUT YOU STILL CAN’T FIND IT AND THEN A STREAM OF TRAIN FIRE SHOOTS FROM BEHIND YOU AND YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD

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6PM
thesterekwolfpack:

I literally died reading this.

thesterekwolfpack:

I literally died reading this.

6PM

lytendrah:

CRYING

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September162014

fanoffandom:

I actually applauded this post

(Source: poyzn, via avatar-style)

September142014
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September122014

mypatronusisrorypond:

redscudery:

saunteringvaguelydownwards:

decemberpaladin:

sizvideos:

Video

I love how she almost drops it until she smells it and that flashbulb memory hits.

“Real isn’t how you are made,” said the Skin Horse. “It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real … Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.”

Margery Williams, The Velveteen Rabbit

Notice she says “who” it was and not “what” it was.

Oh I just gotta snuggle my baby bear!

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